[#doom] "MM this is a good dinner. *GASP#!#!!11#@!1* THERES NO TILDE KEY!@1!@!``@$!#!@. Runs over to irc and announces it to all of us. Then goes back to dinner." [#doom] ð unfie/#doom doesn't like the thought of the world being sheep and oniko being the only male [#rofl] does this look like an upside down question mark to you ---> ¿ [#doom] I AM GOD [#doom] ph44r [#doom] anyone want to rub my pussy? || <-hot 5/f [#doom] okay WHO PUT THE CUM SHOT ON MY FTP? || 04.jpg || ð Salazar/#doom stares at mantra [#doom] ð the-indian-from-the-village-pe/#doom olpe [#doom] yes, seduce him with your manly loin cloth [#doom] ùíù Topic (#doom): changed by fraggle: fraggle: I think tom's trying to root me [#doom] op me cos i'm lame [#doom] QUOTE: hey guys check out this new song i wrote.. I love chicken I love liver Meow-Mix Meow-Mix please deliver i'm sooo cool for writing that song [#doom] kdoom: heh thats okay cos i'm gonna get a new system asap then i'll dl and play ALL your pretty maps and have a kdoom map orgy [#doom] heh my mom just got electricuted [#doom] Fyre- Dude, you're just trying to embarass me, aren't you? [#doom] I want Viagra in the shape of Wilma || heh || wack it to the pill shape [#doom] I need some cannibis [#doom] ð Toke/#doom fucks fraggle [#doom] ð Jon^D/#doom is listening to: blink 182- dead man's curve.mp3 (weird shit) [no, this isn't a lame mp3 script ] [#doom] plus, your output should be more colorful ... "PAW, COME QUICK, CLEM DONE JUST GOT HIT BY A TRAIN!" [#doom] ð Isle_bot/#doom is away, reason (burning a house) || ð Toke/#doom is away, reason (my house is on fire) [#rofl] relapse: ill compile your library (face) with my gcc (fist) in a minute [#doom] I sit next to this guy who's pretty funny and we have a laugh taking the piss out of the teacher <-- from http://demongate.ath.cx/~jon_r (why doesnt that sound like fun) [#election] A vote for lilo is a vote against lilo. [#election] told people that democrats vote on tuesday, repubs on wednesday :-) [#election] Buysh is a pussy [#doom] ð Oniko/#doom jams the barrel in his mouth, pulls back the hammer and pulls the trigger. A fine red mist sprays out the back of his skull as his limp body slumps to the floor face-first, forming an ever-widening pool of blood. [#election] ùíù Fuel is now known as ILoveBush || Fuel: umm. he is anti-gay. [#election] I want it to be so close that Bush loses and calls for recount and loses again. [#election] Vote With Dignitude!! Vote Bush! [#election] "read my lips, the sky is yours" [#doom] so link + zelda have children, erm, called link and zelda who do something similar together || thats rather inbred [#election] a vote for gore is .28 of a vote for bush, but .57 of a vote for gore, but .06 of a vote for nader [#skulltag] SPANK HIS ASS || ùíù SignOff mewse: #doom,#skulltag (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by DAVE_K11111))) [#doom] Your ass, your face, what's the difference? || you can kiss my ass [#election] i have a floor! || ð cdlu/#election goes back to cleaning [#linuxhelp] my delete key is screwed over || it deletes from the wrong side [#doom] i remember when i was at school i was going to do wait and bleed for the talet show with a bunch of friends [#doom] are you talking about warezing? || No I d/led them from some site [#linuxhelp] the world can access 192.168.0.1 [#doom] I don't think whales have a g-spot [#doom] "hey joe i ujst got my new g-spot transplant. wanna help me try it?" [#doom] ð Carnevil_/#doom gets a g-spot transplant from Quasar [#openprojects] ùíù CTCP version reply from lilo: One better than whatever you have, just try me [#doom] ð Afterglow/#doom winunzips chrozo's pants || help || me? || no :) [#doom] AOL also sucks || ùíù SignOff Carnevil_: #doom,#skulltag (Ping timeout for Carnevil_[ACA7C955.ipt.aol.com]) [#doom] damn no bots || ùíù Isle_bot [heh@dhcp202.mc01.dsl.azstarnet.com] has joined #doom [#doom] // quick reboot system call... // quick format system call... // my hacked clrscr(); cause MSVC++ can't do it [#doom] real names eh || ùíù Jon^D is now known as Nancy_Dowland [#doom] find the 342nd derivative of this function.... || ð ^fraggle^/#doom differentiates quasar into a small potato [#doom] #doom.. where people come to talk about duke3d [#doom] am i the only one who has a 15" or something? || dont quote that [+communism] ùíù OperServ [s@OperServ] has joined +communism [#linuxhelp] Oooooooh, that reminds me mik1, I just downloaded this netscape 6, and its -sweet- || i've gone to two sites and i still have system resources [#doom] do i sence a bit of anti EFnet [efnet] -rtn:$irc.east.gblx.net- FYI, irc.east.gblx.net will be down for a while, until the packet monkeys calm down. Good luck finding another server. [#doom] you know how much it cost me to hire all the supermodels and actresses and pay them to take part in a pr0n doom mod? || My whole lottery win blown in one go || bah || it's free on the www || Yeah but not of famous models & actresses in doom bad guy poses [#] B================================D ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ || er || What's that? || Is it someone with sunglasses and a really long face? [#doom] ð kat_/#doom purrs at Vertigo1 || MAN! I need new pants again. [#doom] ð Fredrik/#doom is trying gusta.wad || will be back after the overheated CPU has been replaced || and fire extinguished [#doom] almost got in shit at school || then i had to wait for it to load all the way so they could see that there WAS a shirt on her [#openprojects] ð muks/# dumps staroffice's core on JALH || that hurt? [#doom] i *hate* cox. || i love cocks [#doom] kdoom: is it normal that the 3D floors are "flat"? [#doom] ð unfy/#doom boots inf and sal over the channel wall into #porcupineanalmadness [#doom] * kat_ watches the tentacle rape || * kat_ jumps in [#doom] is D3 using a 3d card? [#doom] katarhyne porn: http://afterglow.alkali.org/archives0700.html [#doom] String[] fragglePornStories = new String[69]; [#skulltag] Why don't you wipp it out for me. || ð Carnevil_/#skulltag whips it out || ð Ebola/#skulltag fools around with it. || ð SoM_/#skulltag plays with it. [#doom] ð Afterglow/#doom spanks Aardappel || ð Aardappel/#doom pays for the service [#openprojects] Sheep are better then women [#doom] If/when I get TFC, I'm gonna bind "j00 0wn m3!!" to a key... [#doom] loveth cocks do i || Me too. || i had sex with my cock [#doom] kat: u a guy? [#skulltag] it sounds too much like my normal voice || So? || and a bit like duke nukem [#rofl] ùíù fraggle [sdh300@exton.ecs.soton.ac.uk] has left #openprojects [] || ùíù fraggle [sdh300@exton.ecs.soton.ac.uk] has left #doom [] || ùíù fraggle is now known as Hamish_McTroll [#doom] no need to bother getting laid, you can just wave it around and girls will be sucked in by the gravity [#doom] haven't you read mein kampf by andrew stine? it outlines just how the cacodemons are the cause of all our problems [#doom] can you run zdoomgl in a software mode? [#linuxhelp] what's wrong with Mozilla? || GodsMadClown: whats right with mozilla? [#doom] <-- $5 Darth Vader mouse [#doom] it would be funny if i got a serious death threat || wtf || wait a minute || it would be funny if i got a serious death threat || no it wouldnt [#doom] archon || fucking hell || cram it down my pipe || PLEASE [#] ùíù mode/# [+oo woot woot-afk] by ikari || ùíù mode/# [-o woot] by woot-afk || ùíù mode/# [-o woot-afk] by ikari [#skulltag] one day she was like "do you know the computer is in this part and not this part?" || and then I laughed and she hit me [#skulltag] Like noose with a m? || you mean moose? [#doom] what is the prize anyways? || a free night with wmull? [#doom] fuck women, I got me a national geographic and a bottle of gergins hand lotion, I'm fucking set for the next 10 years [#doom] get out brad || ùíù SignOff Carnevil_: #doom,#skulltag (Read error to Carnevil_[dyn1-tnt1-190.milwaukee.wi.ameritech.net]: No route to host) [#skulltag] UT pawns you || "PLEASE DONT PAWN ME UT" [#doom] i expect a psychiatrist would say it shows insight into my subconcious mind revealing deep repressed feelings that i'm a homo [#openprojects] andy - yes. I'll try to store my data in the quantum foam of planck-length space [#doom] is it a porn wad or somethin? || i have too many of those [#linuxhelp] HELP< MY KEYBOARD ONLY TYPES IN CAPS || bwocian: leave this chat room, shutdown, and replace the keyboard. || turn caps lock off : ) [#linuxhelp] Is there any way to make Netscape 6 run faster? (apart from not using it) [#] ð gxx/# is away.. Error in function int sneep(int sleep). AlarmClock(int wakeup) is not set, incurring implicit execution of function void SleepIn() overriding the arguments passed along to function int sneep(int sleep). ..(log+page) [#doom] do you know how a norwegian can afford buying a new video? || he sells the TV || muahahahaahaa || do you know why the swede received a kb? [#doom] ling: move DW to a server on 56k connection so i can get some better speed [#doom] i swear i want to bumfuck lutz || HARD [#doom] http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=mewse+porn&hc=0&hs=0 || afterglow: heh || holy shit afterglow porn actually gives porn || I told you you shoulda burned those photos [#doom] FOR I = 1 TO 10 STEP 5 || I AM SHOUTING BECAUSE PROGRAMMING IS EXCITING! [#doom] haha newdoom is dead [#doom] ùíù SignOff DukeNukem: #doom,#skulltag (Free Hissy so i can molest it.) [#openprojects] someone is complaining that king.openprojects.net is attacking their system on port 113(auth) [#skulltag] Linguica has an iron hand on DW || as well as on Hissy || both his hands are occupied || no wanking for andyboy || TOUCH MY BREASTS || but i've got one hand on doomworld and the other hand on hissy! I CAN'T! [#doom] ùíù Squinty [shaun_finn@adsl-63-205-65-115.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net] has joined #doom || i have one thing to say and one thing only: i was a cacodemon for holloween || ùíù SignOff Squinty: #doom (Leaving) [#rofl] ARFER LIKES TO EAT LARGE PENISES [#doom] ANYWAYS || I GOTTA MAKE TOM BALD, BRB [#skulltag] ùíù Topic (#skulltag): changed by Carnevil_: I think this guy reaches a new level of dumbness || i am a dumbness // wh47!? 3y3 4m! [#doomlegacy] I have to go. The queen of Babylon wants me to make her somthing to eat. latter. [#doom] all the idiots from your damned country are sickos!!! || btw, what country are you from? || Sweden [#doom] arioch: find a good SoM Quote... || SoM: /me scrolls up... [#doom] * SoM_ spooges all over the classic series.. || fish: where did all these white textures come from? [#doom] ð SoM_/#doom needs some nipples to suckle... [#doom] ViolentEd: are you having troubles with the feminine itch? [#openprojects] date ; touch ; strip ; mount ; fsck ; umount ; make clean [#skulltag] HAHAHAHAHA || i made a funny || i made a poopie [#doom] i can see a Davin Show 3 from this [#doom] ·ø· Topic for #soundstudio: Yoda of Borg are we....Assimalate you we will...resistance is futile [#doom] i was walking past my parents room earlier || and one of them was flashing [#doom] my neighbour is a cool vacant kid called kian who once came in here and everyone thought he was my girlfriend [#doom] i want some girl that looks awful and stinks of shit [#doom] other reasons aside, you can get infections from that sort of shit, and dammit, i draw the line where it makes urination painful [#doom] hey what's up with this* unfie walks up to RAY and does the *iNF* *iNF* *iNF* [#doom] [ctcp(the_sponge)] PING || ùíù CTCP PING reply from The_Sponge: +++ATH [#doom] i scanned something you may find interesting [#doom] rofl || you covered your ears with headphones || fine I'll take em off || I wish you werent obsessed with my ears [gemini-] hey how can u live in the 80's, but still talk with me, who's livin in year 2000? || was through a time machine or through buddha-meditation bulshit? [#doom] WHY DAMNIT AREN'T I AMERICAN [#doom] reep refused to record a gay-pron movie with me, not into the concept of gay-for-pay [#doom] Hey arioch! || Look what I got! || * Katarhyne points at her @ || koo || Isn't it pretty? || heh || FBW[CC] gave it to me. We're getting married! [#doom] fraggle: scan me please! [#doom] I received a book of my miser aunty called the dictionary of computers and multimedia || no luck for frad or woot just yet [#doom] Im in doomworld and i dont see no csdoom or http://csdoom.sourceforge.net [#doom] i think we should release a book the doomroom dictionary! [#doom] it's fun flushing the toilet and having it come out the shower || drain [#doom] that isn't Jon || it's fuckin mickey mouse [#doom] damnit ebola || don't be pointing ppl to newdoom || they'll think we're weird fuckers || oh wait || we are || heh [#doom] ICH HABE EIN GROSSE DICH [#doom] ùíù ViolentEd is now known as GenderIdentityCrisisWanda [#doom] its like i dont care for eggs || WHAT?! EGGS SUCK?! FUCK YOU! MY DAD HARVESTS EGGS! ASSHOLE [#doom] search high and low for it || high and low for it: http://www.shu.ac.uk/web-admin/phrases/search.html [#doom] i think i was too subtle with my hints... like when i air-mailed you that severed squirrel's head [#doom] did you pipe the ping output into bitchx or something || i just did /exec -o ping ... [#doom] if my world domination plan fails, which is extremely unlikely, i have a fallback where i work at a gas station [#doom] ð recidivus/#doom turns into a fat ghost that never exorcises, and then kills arioch [#doom] who do i want to see now || i want to see that little albino girl || your shrink? [#skulltag] ask them to unban me so i can investigate please || No || ùíù Carnevil_ is now known as aurikan || now go away || ùíù aurikan is now known as Carnevil_ [#doom] you haven't lived until you heard Knorton said Fnord. over Iparty [#doom] i havent been drunk in over a year || yyou ssad basrads [#doom] im buying a new computer just to play duke4 [#doom] i got slaughtered at the moo moo farm! [#doom] ð locust/#doom rocks up at fbw's house with a crowbar and a removal van || locust: leave some for me [#doom] ð recidivus/#doom takes a bow || rec: never bend over in here [#doom] I still get lost in e1m7 [#doom] i know why ling keeps hissy... he aint got no balls so he tapes hissy under his dick to try to impress the other flamin fairies at his uni. [#openprojects] lilo: Baby I want to swing on your two peaches || ð lilo/#OpenProjects passes [#doom] I'd settle for just kicking his ass || ( )*( ) || ROFL || ùíù Isle_bot was kicked off #doom by arioch (take THAT) [#doom] salazar: as in the portuguese dictator? [#doom] i did like 5 then gave up because chrozo had already done like fuckin 12 [#splitnet] ùíù lagfish is now known as lagfish_ || ùíù lagfish_ is now known as lagfish__ || ùíù lagfish__ is now known as _lagfish_ || ùíù SignOff _lagfish_: #splitnet (Remote closed the connection) [#doom] ð cph/#doom eyes himself suspiciously [#doom] gee i'm gonna run out of harddisk space from cph quotes [#doom] do you cablemodem people have trouble with porn sites || like || the ones with like a million popup java windows || and you can never close them before the page loads [#splitnet] F R E E H I S S Y ! ! goes all the way across my screen || look at the little pumpkin || with one eye || he's cute [#doom] @%# || what is this || its a penis, didnt you know you had one [#doom] my brother keeps going up to people and saying look at it its so small they laugh but then they realise hes talking about his mindisc player [#doom] ð MDenham/#doom puts a copy of Back Orifice on xooz98's pants [#doom] ùíù CTCP WHOAMI reply from MDenham: You are Elton John. [#doom] I could recite the doom source from memory || that scares me [#] ùíù JALH is now known as ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_ || <^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_> o_O || <^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_> O_O || ùíù ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_ is now known as JALH [#doom] uptime(win2k): win(2h 37m 36s) serv(9m 32s) today(2d 16h 57m 52s) xirc(2h 30m 23s) best(14h 29m 8s) || how can "today" be 2 days [#doom] oops I did it again, I let out a fart, got lost in the cloud, oh baby baby [#doom] I WILL SEXOR ME UP [#doom] arioch: you make me horny when you :| [#doom] ð Oniko/#doom sticks a flag on Linguica's dick. || I annex this territory in the name of the Wang Empire! [#doom] there appears to be penis prints on my moniter || * Salazar gets the windex || ahh || a sqeaky clean shine [#doom] Yodeling Crowbar Man is like, the greatest idea I ever came up with without sniffing glue. [#doom] ð Isle_bot/#doom deletes CS again || heh || whysat isle? || tfc homoe || homie, homie [#doom] I switched on my stereo and began to broadcast my entire offspring collection until everyone ignored me [#doom] tom what's the wallop command for mirc? you know? || slash onotice i am gay [#doom] andrewb got lost in one of the 10 sectors maps [#doom] well now the game goes straight from initialization to showing the ENDOOM lump || three years of work.. and now i proudly present .. the ENDOOM screen [#doom] [15:16] hey Spong, if you're so absorbant, can you piss yourself and stay dry? || [15:16] hmm wait a sec I'll give it a try [#skulltag] i've found the holy grail of counterstrike - a newbie server [#doom] [22:38] Dude, if I had a wang as long as some of these quotes... [#doom] [15:33] gotta type with one hand [#doom] [15:36] --- DukeNukem is now known as pussyboy [#doom] (oldQuo) || /bin/sh: -c: line 1: unexpected EOF while looking for matching `"' || /bin/sh: -c: line 2: syntax error: unexpected end of file [#skulltag] dude || my lair sucks || and i just kicked the crap out of me [#openprojects] i have a K:Line, that means i am K-rad [#doom] chroz: you didn't convert your IWAD to zdoom format did you? [#doom] op me || ùíù mode/#doom [+o Linguica] by arioch || wait im sorry [#doom] i need a little favor. || give head? || because i'd be up for that [#doom] Fredrik: Swedish is a lame language. [#doom] get in trouble? || fraggle: getting in trouble because you look like elton, of course || yeah they're always disappointed when they find i cant play candle in the wind || "so.. we measure the voltage across.... wait is that elton john back there? can you play us a song?" [#doom] I also had a dream where Afterglow was really King ReoL [#doom] afterglow is a q2 texture wad. [#doom] ùíù Topic (#doom): changed by aurikan: this has got to be the ahrdest thing i have ever done || ùíù Topic (#doom): changed by aurikan: this has got to be the hardest thing i have ever done [#doom] I'm the biggest fucking nerd [#skulltag] ùíù CTCP VERSION reply from Cyb: Microsoft Chat 2.1a (4.71.2201) (comics mode) [#skulltag] >>> Cyb [sijaskf@dialin-45.carmel.bestweb.net] requested unknown ctcp AWAY getting a sniper rifle to assassinate...uh, to uh, assassinate...lenny and carl... from #skulltag [#doom] send me a linux app || any app || im testing out openbsd's linux emulation || you have a despayre account? || log in, write + compile a quick proggie || hello world! I'm a linux program! || feck || hello world doesn't work || dumps a core || sigh [#doom] feck || hello world doesn't work || dumps a core || sigh [#doom] mIRC is the best irc client in my opinion [#doom] kdoom: no, it's gotta be done the retarded way [#doom] someone dcc me smmu.wad || feel free to add that as a quote [#doom] someone dcc me smmu.wad || feel free to add that as a quote || actually nevermind || yeah tom i dont need it || ok || it wasnt the real thing anyway [#doom] Cyb should do another alkamon evolution for fraggle, "notelton" - "spends his days scanning in pictures to prove he has evolved" [#doom] caco seen my enormously long and supple cock, of course not its in prowers girlfriend || I haven't seen your damn enormously long and supple cock, of course not its in prower, now shut up. [#doom] sim, eu sou orgulhoso de meu portuguese heritage [#doom] i was wanking to some porn and lost interest half-way through so i just stopped. [#bitchx] ÄÄÄ requested unknown ctcp *HUMP me till I can't walk* from Tilt [#doom] Dude, it would ROCK to have sex with a clone of yourself... || Think about it, it would be like..... um... || Oh fuck, someone's gonna quote this, I just know it... || ùíù SignOff Oniko: #doom (Damn, I say a lot of stupid shit.) [#skulltag] ð mewse/#doom LISTENS || ð mewse/#doom turns off caps lock [#skulltag] socialists, soviets, and marxists, oh my! || socialists, soviets, and marxists, oh my! [#doom] [root@satan taboo]# ulimit -u 2048 || HAH! || pheer. || now I can at least spawn properly. [#doom] GENTLEMEN THIS WEEK I MAY GET A GIRLFRIEND || i dont have a quotes.txt || but i'm going to start one for the express purpose of holding that quote [#doom] GENTLEMEN THIS WEEK I MAY GET A GIRLFRIEND [#doom] GENTLEMEN THIS WEEK I MAY GET A GIRLFRIEND ][ ùíù Topic (#doom): changed by FBW[CC]: GENTLEMEN THIS WEEK I MAY GET A GIRLFRIEND <- someone reaaaaaaaally needs to get laid ][ ùíù mode/#doom [+o Jon^D] by ChanServ ][ ùíù Topic (#doom): changed by Jon^D: GENTLEMEN THIS WEEK I MAY GET A GIRLFRIEND <- someone reaaaaaaaally needs to get laid || tis true [#doomroom] Connie, have you seen my incredibly long and supple cock? of course not, it's in Manc's girlfriend. || I haven't seen your damn incredibly long and supple cock? of course not, it's in Manc, now shut up. [#doom] my cdrom drive supports data extraction at 1337KB/sc [#doom] ack || cph submitted something to cdrom that broke his own script [#doom] tcp over ip over x.25 over the radio (think lost packets) || ack || heh || syn || syn ack || snack [#doom] tom you should mix your love of perl and your love of hiphop [#doom] DoomWorld quote [#doom] Well, you take the CD... || ...turn it sideways... || Oniko> ...and jam it RIGHT UP MY ASS!!! || Er... || ...RIGHT UP YOUR ASS!!! [#doom] sponge's mother knows that sponge masterbates heh [#bitchx] how can I join a big channel using bx without getting max sendq exceeded? || get a 9600bps instead of the 2400bps modem. ;) [#doom] never request of me something || sex maybe || but only if you're of the female persuasion || what if i put some mascara on || chrozoron: I hate makeup || high heels? || those hurt || seducing perfume? || lol im making myself sick || I get a headache [#doom] Quasar Dance! O_O o_o O_O o_o O_o o_o o_O O_o o_o o_O [#doom] Isle quote limeys are cool }{ except fraggle that fag }{ where is he || remove that quote isle_bot, i didn't mean to call fraggle a cigarette [#skulltag] -Afterglow:@#skulltag- me and linguica are boyfriends KISS KISS [#doom] DukeNukem: erm you just killed your parents, and you wonder what to eat? dinners right at your feet ! [#doom] must ... kill ... monkeys ... || ùíù SignOff Maonth: #doom (Read error to Maonth[keller.nautrup.com]: Connection reset by peer) || thats one down then [#doom] then i have no windows or linux, which equals about the same as a mac [#doom] ð FBW[CC]/#doom wonders how many lines of the last few screens have been quoted [#doom] ùíù Ebola is now known as Smurf || Well smurf to ya. I'm gonna go smurf and I'll smurf you tomorrow. Smurf on you. || ùíù SignOff Smurf: #doom,#skulltag (Smurfing) [#doomroom] do you agree that PI > 3 || no [#doom] I've recently made a Program that || navigate in the web || more fast than IExplorer [#doom] petey do you know C || who is c? [#doom] sersetup.exe will be sent between 3-7 business days [#doom] someone planned a duke3d diehard tc back in like 95-96 || when i was active in that community heh [#content] ð dmalloc/#content likes lesbo scenes, they are so artistic and gentle and peacefull [#bitchx] <_nuke> man my head is killing me || stop spanking it then [#doom] I am a cold, cold bastard who steals candy from children and snubs websites for sheer pleasure. Do not involve yourself with me or I will suck you dry and discard your rotting shell of a corpse. [#linuxhelp] gxx: could be the problem that i forgot to compile support for ext2fs ?? [#doom] most female beings look like duke nukem here [#doom]